osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

zampl:

zampl:

had a dream that you could play fortnite in real life for college credit

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tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

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trapcard:

Hey y’all

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libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

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keysmashsound:

i wish i could fuckjng eat little seizures pizza.

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smuganimebitch:

ringoroadagain:

smuganimebitch:

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

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justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

government workers: I had to start a gofundme to pay for rent

government workers: I can’t afford insulin and have to ration it … i go to bed thinking “I hope I don’t wake up dead”

government workers: I can’t afford food.

government workers: I’m effectively working without pay

trump administration:

These people know they’re lying, they know their workers are suffering, they know americans are suffering, they know people are on the verge of death especially when medical issues are on the table…

And they full out lie and say “workers are better off it’s like a vacation”

because to them they don’t have to care about what it means to not make money, they’ve never had to think about that in their life.

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